Want to know
how to get rid of
pimples quickly?
Sanding the face won’t solve either zit or pimple problems, camouflaging it will.


What is Acne?

Well, Dictionary.com eloquently defines it as “an inflammatory disease of the sebaceous glands, characterized by comedones and pimples, especially on the face, back, and chest, and, in severe cases, by cysts and nodules resulting in scarring.” We, on the other hand, define it as “shitty red bumps all over your face”.

What is the difference between pimples and acne?

Great question. We researched it extensively (Googling it) and smart experts point out that acne occurs as a result of the blockage of a follicle whereas pimples occur as a result of a blocked skin pore. There is also a difference in how these enemies attack. The pimple is a lone wolf assassin striking your face with military precision. Acne, on the other hand, is a band of savage rebels that ransack your face and burn down your homes.

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How does the They Hate Pimples product get rid of pimples quickly?

You know how guys in the military put camouflage all over their faces so they can hide in the forest undetected while trying to hunt down Ninjas and Vikings? It’s the same thing for They Hate Pimples. If you want a zit to go undetected, you buy our product, put it on your face, and cover that mutha’ up.

What is in the They Hate Pimples product?

Our product is a hypoallergenic cream that can be put on any size zit (even the big ones) and hide it in a matter of seconds. Its also made with tea tree oil, which is a super badass ingredient known to fight pimples. Our product is kinda like magic... except you can actually buy this. Magic is really hard to find online.

How much of this pimple and acne fighting product do I use?

Dab your finger into the tin and then just start putting it on the pimple until you can no longer see it. Don’t go too crazy. Play it cool, just like you do with the ladies.

How long will the They Hate Pimples product last?

It will last until you shower. For some of you guys that is 24 hours, and for some of you dirty stinkin’ animals that could be days. Seriously though, our product will help get you through a day without your guy friends bustin’ your balls for having a huge pimple on your face and your lady friends looking away in order to avoid getting caught in a stare.

How do I remove it?

The same way you remove everything else in life. Wash it off with soap and water. Only put it on when you got embarrassing pimples. Otherwise keep it in your medicine closet for those shitty days when you wake up and see a big red tomato camped out on your face.

Where I can buy it?

Click on the buy button on our site and you can have our zit camouflage product in a few days. No shameful purchasing at the drug store. We keep it simple and private so you can avoid going outside with that monster on your face.