Up until now there have been only two solutions for dealing with a pimple: popping it OR drowning it in acne medication in order to dry that mother out. Regardless of which path you chose, that pimple still dominated your face. Admit it. You were mocked by your buddies and ignored by the ladies for the week it took for that pimple to disappear.
Well, They Hate Pimples is the badass super hero that is about to swoop in and save the day. Tell that Evil Pimple Overlord residing on your face to “back the hell up.”
Whether you call it a pimple, a zit, acne, or a blemish (although I am not sure why you’d ever call it a blemish), there is finally a solution: zit camouflage for dudes.
They Hate Pimples was built for guys, by guys. Go from a dude with shame, to a stud with game in two dabs and a rub (very different from the rubbing you normally do in the bathroom).
Stressed about acne? Looking for pimple treatments? Seeking ways to cover scars from your zits? Have you already sought out a dermatologist? Looking for the best acne therapy out there? Searching for some miracle cure for pimples? Ever find yourself misspelling the word acne as ance? Do you enjoy popping pimples or watching pimplesplosion videos online?
Well, you are not alone. In fact, there are millions of people just like you typing these words onto their computer screens right now. These people are looking for a solution. And that is why we are here. And that is why you are here. No literally, that is why you are here on this page right now… because you typed those words.
Welcome to the party. Glad to have you here.
Sincerely,
Your friends at They Hate Pimples

“Pimple reveal itself.
Ninja conceal itself.
Best product.”
- The Black Ninja
“It’s important that I’m taken seriously. That’s why I wear this product... and skinny jeans.”
- A Hipster


“I use it to cover stress pimples when testifying before congress.”
- Anonymous CEO
We have all tried to get rid of uninvited or poorly timed pimples and acne. They are the worst! The good news is we can honestly say that nothing gets rid of pimples as quickly as They Hate Pimples. Our zit camouflage product is simple: apply the product and cover up the problem. Done. And the added bonus is that our formulation includes Tea Tree Oil, which is an ingredient known for fighting pimples. For those guys searching for more longer-term solutions, we’ve done some research to help you get rid of pimples and acne. Here is a snapshot of our findings: